Cold Weather, You’re Out
Posted on April 29, 2008 5 Comments
Dear Chicago:
I don’t know what I did to piss you off, but I’m writing to let you know that I’ve absolutely had it with your attitude. I WILL NOT, no matter how cold, snowy or downright nasty you get, WILL NOT wear my down parka another minute until at least October. I refuse! You may have gotten the best of me this winter by jacking up my heating bills to over $200 each month, leaving permanent salt stains on all my clothes and shoes and halting my driving lessons with your “ice storms,” but mark my words, frienemy, your frosty days are numbered.
Watch out Chicago. Because as soon as your cold snap ends, I will be out on your town with a vengance.
Regards,
Nicole
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April 29th, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
OMG Nicole….I am over in South Bend and feel your pain. I’m freezing my butt off but I REFUSE to put on my down parka! Absolutely refuse on the principle of it being the end of freaking April! ARG!
April 29th, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
Mind if I copy this and send it on with my name too?
I’m sick of this cold. Where are those 60 & 70 degree days we usually see? And sun! I want sun!
April 29th, 2008 @ 9:36 pm
May I join your group? I am in Buffalo Grove and I also am sick, sick, sick of this weather. Where is my spring, dammit?
April 30th, 2008 @ 3:10 am
Earlier this spring, I left my hat at a store and refused to go back to get it. I decided I was done with hats for this year. I’ve kind of wanted a hat these last few days but I WILL NOT buy a new one, nor will I put on my gloves. Do you hear that, Chicago?
May 1st, 2008 @ 9:19 am
Haven`t heard of parkas in a long while now. However one would not go amiss right now. Just listening to the weather forecast – more rain to come and this being a bank holiday weekend. Looks like it is not only the time for the parka but wellington boots too.