Saving the Universe, One Tube of Clinique at a Time

Fear not. My weapons of mass destruction were effectively destroyed at approximately 7:50 a.m. CDT at O’Hare International Airport, 1000 West O’Hare, Chicago IL 60666. Items seized follow: 1 tube of Crest toothpaste 1 stick of Dove deodorant 1 bottle of Garnier shampoo 1 bottle of Garnier conditioner 1 large-size tube of Neutrogena clarifying facial [...]